All Before 9 a.m..

7:30 a.m.:  After Wes' morning run in Arlington and realizing that his work clothes were still hanging on the bedroom door (about an hour away), it was decided that running to Target (about 10 minutes away) was the only option.
7:45 a.m.:  Jaime and Wes arrive at Target, only to wait in the car until the 8:00 opening.
8:00 a.m.:  Jaime and Wes stood outside of Target's locked doors...still waiting...
8:06 a.m. =  8 a.m. "Virginia standard time"  Jaime and Wes entered Target.

8:07 a.m.:  While Wes shopped for his fashionable Target attire, Jaime had an issue in the Electronics Department.  While the Target employees were in their morning circle meeting discussing happy Target moments (literally), she attempts to get an employee's (any employee) attention in order to get a locked up item off the display rack.  In a failed attempt, Jaime took matters into her own hands (see above evidence).

8:20 a.m.:  Back in the car and on the road...for a minute, maybe two...   

8:24 a.m.:  Wes and Jaime were stopped by this guy...look closely folks, he's not a crossing guard.  ...even though he directed us to the side of the road by walking out into the middle of the street with laser gun in hand.

8:46 a.m.:  Wes modeled not only his fashionable Target attire,  but also his  brand spanking new ticket. 

It's official, he's a multi-state offender.

What we learned today: 

• Target in Virginia is more of a "bizzaro-target". However, their menswear is quit comfortable.
•  Wes' reputation precedes him in the world of traffic enforcement.