Wait, is it 1985?

...I don't think it is, but I'm confused because I received a folder full of scantron sheets in my mailbox on Monday.  For what?  Freakin report cards.  I'm not lying.  I have to bubble in 28 grades for each student.  I'm in hell.  How is this possible?  Fairfax county has more money than they know what to do with and I'm using a scantron sheet to show my students progress?  Who's in charge of budget decisions?!   

They're not even pretty colors.  I get a headache just looking at them.  (little does Wes know what he's in for when he gets back from Philly tomorrow - get that #2 pencil ready, buddy).