I pinched my boyfriends nipples and this is what I got...

Please, like you've never had the urge.  

So...last weekend I snuck up on Wes and pinched his nipples from behind.  hahaha - I'm laughing out loud as I write this.  Why is it that silly names are given to such funny body parts?  Nipples.  Haha.

Anyyyyyyway...Wes has cat-like reflexes, so he immediately grabbed both of my hands in one of his and started tickling me with the other.  Tickle - another funny word.  Well, anyone who knows me well, knows that I HATE to be tickled.  My reflex?  Not so smart.  I flung my body backwards, along with Wes' and crashed into the corner of our dresser at full speed.  The rate at which I reacted, combined with both of our body weights caused the below wound:         

This image is immediately following the incident.  Fast-forward a day or so and you would see an ugly bruise and raised skin.  It was a beauty. 

I'm happy to report that things are healing well.  A scab has surfaced and it's itchy - all good signs.

I've also learned my lesson - to successfully pinch nipples, move to an area free of sharp edges.   

Nipple.  :)